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1. Nolan | 2007-10-10 | English
As the subject implies, these are one sentence jokes, but still get you to smile. Like...
A skeleton walked into a bar and bought a beer and a mop.smiley
OK, that wasn't too funny.smiley But you get the idea?
Wait! This one is good! There are 2 cowboys in the kitchen. Which one is the real cowboy?
The one on the range. smiley
Make me laugh!
2. Nolan | 2007-10-12 | English
Patient: Doctor, doctor! Everyone is copying me!
Doctor: Doctor, doctor! Everyone is copying me!
3. Nolan | 2007-10-12 | English
Oh, this includes yo momma's
Yo momma so fat, when whe walks past the TV I miss 10 movies.
4. Jing Jing | 2007-10-12 | English
smileysmileysmileysmiley
5. Nolan | 2007-10-13 | English
You want more?
Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat?
Cut off your head.
6. Nolan | 2007-10-13 | English
Yo momma so fat she walks into an all-you-can-eat buffet and says, "Great. Anything else?"
7. Nolan | 2007-10-14 | English
Yo momma so ugly when she entered a contest for uglies, the receptionest said "Sorry. Clear Champions will start a riot!"
8. Nolan | 2007-10-16 | English
Girl: I don't have a wii, but I want to play twilight princess, so I'm going to my boy friends house and play with his wii-wii!
9. Jing Jing | 2007-11-13 | English
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10. Silvia | 2007-11-13 | English
These are funny!! Post more, post more...
11. Jing Jing | 2007-11-14 | English
post them all in different topics so we can see the titles...
12. Nolan | 2007-11-18 | English
Yo momma so fat when she walks in front of the TV I miss 5 movies.
13. Nolan | 2007-11-18 | English
Where do you find a one legged dog? Where you left it.
14. Nolan | 2007-11-18 | English
What's pink and fluffy?
Pink fluff
15. Nolan | 2007-11-18 | English
What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath.
16. Nolan | 2007-11-18 | English
If a turtle doesnt have a shell, is it naked or homeless ?
17. Nolan | 2007-11-18 | English
Yo mama's so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone!
18. Nolan | 2007-11-18 | English
Yo mama's so fat when her beeper goes off, people think she is backing up!

Yo mama's so fat people jog around her for exercise!

Yo mama's so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone!
19. Nolan | 2007-11-18 | English
Now my brain is dead. Anyone else got some?
20. Jani | 2007-11-18 | English
Nolan: Yo mama's so fat when her beeper goes off, people think she is backing up!

Ah, beepers... it used to be the American version of cellphone. Do people still use those?
21. Agatha | 2007-11-18 | English
Not really...cell phones are more popular now...because they are more convenient and are much more capable...take the Apple iPhone for one...cell phone, internet, iPod, calendar, PDA...etc
more yo momma...
Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!
Yo momma so old when she reads the bible she reminisces.
22. Agatha | 2007-11-18 | English
Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo momma so stupid, she studied for a drug test!
23. Agatha | 2007-11-18 | English
Yo momma so stupid she asked you, "What is the number for 911?"
Yo momma so stupid it take her a week to get rid of a 24 hourr virus.
Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo momma so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo momma so ugly, she walked into taco bell and they all ran for the border!
24. Nolan | 2007-11-19 | English
Yo momma so dumb, she got an F on the test by cheating!
25. Jing Jing | 2007-11-20 | English
when you cheat, you don't just get an F, you get a 0...
in our school its called "academic integrity...
26. Agatha | 2007-11-20 | English
It's a joke...
27. Jing Jing | 2007-11-20 | English
smiley
28. Nolan | 2007-11-20 | English
In a joke, you can't be serious. Do you see the irony?
29. Jing Jing | 2007-11-21 | English
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